I couldn't help myself. I had to draw this...
I just couldn't believe how someone so riddled with teenage angst, facial piercings and heavy eyeliner could see the appeal of working at a perky, sugary sweet smoothie shop. Maybe he heard that car, insurance, drugstore, shampoo commercial telling us "Times are tough in today's economy" and figured he should get a job. Maybe it was the appeal of the ear numbing blenders that reminded him so much of his music. Maybe the blender's blades gave him the thrill of danger he was seeking. What ever the case, Kevin makes a good emo smoothie. With a free apathy boost.